• I voted several times and yet the Democrats got in anyway. I smell a rat.
• Boy oh boy. I guess Christmas came early for the goddamn Taliban.
• You ladies haven't seen someone vote until you've seen me swing my chad. Better take a paper ballot unless you brought some tissue with you.
• I won't vote anymore. The spy robots that they use to track you look just like common houseflies. And just how do they get your address? They put down the jimmy dust to track you back home.
• Morrison sounds like a Jewish name to me.
